Regency Romance Fan Prints

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

King George I

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Romance

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'You complete me.'

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Modern Charm

Masked Admirer

Queen

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

'Very steamy and sexy novel, Miss Pendergast, but how come that this Latino heart throb only services women over 70?'

Searching for a Wife

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

'He's nouveau. She's riche.'

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'I wandered lonely...er..on my own for a bit..'

'I can't read your manuscript now, Miss Austen, I'm going speed dating.'

Richard Strauss

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

the romance novel

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

'Fashionable Jockeyship' - Prince George Cuckolding Lord Jersey

"I'll kiss him after the flies are under control."

Did you know that Solange Knowles married a guy who's 22 years older than her? So what? That's not unusual. When I was a young lass, much older gentlemen courted me all the time. Albert was 40 years older than I was. Winston was 45 years my senior. W.E.B. was half a century older than I was. You should've seen the time they all ran into each other at my house. Albert scrawled E=MC2 on Winston's forehead with the last of W.E.B.'s mustache wax.

'Here's one for you.. she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire.. enjoys terrorizing villages..'

'Doctor Frankenstein has been good to you.'

'It's a hi-tech romantic thriller...she e-mails him, he e-mails her, they meet, she gets nabbed for online solicitation of a minor.'

Trilby - 'The cut direct'.