Memory Fans Gifts

"Amnesia! That's the word I was trying to remember."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Man Ray

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Hi again

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

Useless-memory lane

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

Memories/New Experiences

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

Scranton the Ride

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"I know you were just on the bed. The memory foam mattress remembers."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."