Memory Fans Gifts

"Amnesia! That's the word I was trying to remember."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

Useless-memory lane

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Memories/New Experiences

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

Scranton the Ride

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"I know you were just on the bed. The memory foam mattress remembers."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."