Memory Lapse Fan Gifts

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"You know you can't see her."

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'Memorise this, then destroy it'

Memory Lane

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'Amnesia! What makes you think that, Doctor?'

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

"Amnesia! That's the word I was trying to remember."

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

'The secret to my longevity? Lying about my age, of course!'

'I forgot to warn you they got wicker chairs.'

"I didn't know the invisible man came from here!"

'Hello Stranger'

"Shoot - I've forgotten my pin...Of course! It's the same as my wife's birthday!"

"I know what you mean, Edna, even my memory foam pillow has been forgetful lately!"