Intelligence Buff Pillows

'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'

Brain maze

Asp Family

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

MI5 Press Office

Albert Einstein wears a T-shirt that reads 'I'm with stupid'

"They say we mice are as smart as rats. Do you realize what that means?"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

High security Santa's grotto

Before the Internet

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

X-ray Psychology.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

Alternative fielding positions

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Tic-tac-toe

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

' A new idea '

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Quiz Night...

Switch on brain

Binary Man

Traffic Management Strategic Group

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Aggression/Security

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."