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"Now, will you admit you were wrong!?"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

At the Museum

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

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Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

God Sneezes Out Creation

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

You must be this tall.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."