Experimenting Pillows

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

'I know Pasteur didn't work under these conditions, but Pasteur didn't have fifty companies trying to steal his trade secrets.'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

Mono wheel without brakes.

'Grantz is charting his life based on genetic vs. environmental factors.'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'They want us to double check our methodology. Your turn to flip.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

American inventor Chester Carlson makes the first xerographic copy, and with it, forever changes the nature of workplace humor.

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

'Don't feel bad about falsifying the solution. I falsified the problem.'

Scientist begging holding a sign saying: 'Will Work in Theory'.

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption...'

'To cook is to dare!'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Mom! Did you know you can't eat crackers and whistle at the same time?"

'Call that a BIG BANG, eh God..? Why, back home in Texas...'

Lockdown sushi

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Well, we failed at pushing the envelope. Shall we catch Happy Hour and try filling the wine skin?"

Anti-gravity Research Lab

Scientist juggling dangerous bacteria

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did