Experiment Junkie Gifts

'We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Plasma Ball

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

It's an experiment.

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'And this is scraps.'

Undercover Biophysicists

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'