Digital Display Buff Mugs

"It's for the virtual fireworks."

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Battery Lighthouse

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Tunnel of TV

Homo Zapiens

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Books / Coffee table books

Binary Man

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

Woman and TV.

Presenter Auditions.

COWMIKAZES

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."