Display Enthusiast Pillows

"There! I finished the display! It was hard, but I did it! 'He who wants to accomplish, finds a way.'"

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Binary Man

Books / Coffee table books

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Hidden Facebook Features

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'