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"I didn't get the job. They hated my Zoom background."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Obsession with the Internet.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

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'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Our New Slogan: Make Money.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Vincent Van Goth.

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

The Bargain Brand

How very Independent!

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Bob, it's about your branding."

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

Branding Matters.