Stormy Backdrop Buff Pillows

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Captain in a storm

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Shellfie

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Family Portrait Abuse.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Selfbee

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

Poser

"The rebranding seems to have worked."

"There's me in the Johnson's trash. . . there's me in the Kleeburg's trash. . . there's me in the Miller's trash. . ."

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'