Stormy Backdrop Buff Gifts

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Captain in a storm

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Shellfie

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Family Portrait Abuse.

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Selfbee

"There's me in the Johnson's trash. . . there's me in the Kleeburg's trash. . . there's me in the Miller's trash. . ."

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Poser

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'Cheese.'

'Wouldn't you know it! I'm out of film!'