Stormy Stylist Gifts

Too late, it occurred to Didier that he should have debuted his new line of lightening-rod inspired outfits indoors.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain in a storm

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Punkins

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Thought Cloud

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Maybe this year..."

Christmas Socks

Poinsettia

A woman buries her broken heart

Satan

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Sorry, not now, he's brainstorming.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

Car Wash and Storm Chasers Academy

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Summer feet.

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

I was feeling good when they finally put away the doggie sweaters, and then

Entering September