Stormy Stylist Prints

Too late, it occurred to Didier that he should have debuted his new line of lightening-rod inspired outfits indoors.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain in a storm

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Thought Cloud

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Maybe this year..."

Christmas Socks

Poinsettia

Satan

A woman buries her broken heart

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Sorry, not now, he's brainstorming.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

Woman: 'I see leather sandals are big this summer.'

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Summer feet.

Entering September

Car Wash and Storm Chasers Academy

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"And which solar system are you from?"