Stormy Thinker Gifts

Thought Cloud

Sorry, not now, he's brainstorming.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

A voodoo doctor.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

A self-filling prophecy.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"If you ask me, we're all the problem."

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

"What truth can there be, if there is only death?" "Too early for Tolstoy."

"Will I pass the math test tomorrow, mom?"

Umbrella fight.

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

A Day in the Life of Leonardo Da Vinci.

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."