Stormy Thinker Pillows

Thought Cloud

Sorry, not now, he's brainstorming.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

A voodoo doctor.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

A self-filling prophecy.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

"If you ask me, we're all the problem."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Castaway with nothing to do.

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"What truth can there be, if there is only death?" "Too early for Tolstoy."

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

Umbrella fight.

A Day in the Life of Leonardo Da Vinci.

"Will I pass the math test tomorrow, mom?"

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

'Before sending these ideas I have to the boss, run them past legal, my Ouija board and my magic 8 ball.'