Tropical Thinker Pillows

Castaway with nothing to do.

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

I love my Uke.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Thought Cloud

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'