Tropical Thinker Gifts

Castaway with nothing to do.

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

I love my Uke.

Thought Cloud

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Neurotics in the tropics

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "