Tropical Living Gifts

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Man on a desert island unwraps his Christmas gifts. They're all coconuts.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Neurotics in the tropics

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Single men in Tahiti

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Working Holiday.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.