Tropical Irony Enthusiast Gifts

Deserted Island

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

'How did you ever get a good conduct medal?'

'I don't like roughing it...'

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

Bowling ball coconuts

Warning - may contain nuts.

Food guide.

Beware of High Tide

"There was actually a little romance while Jim and I broke up. Our divorce lawyers fell in love."

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Rescued by the Grim Reaper.

Swine flu.

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

"It was a perfect summer!!"

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

'You'll ruin that palm if you keep on!'

'I was the Ships Doctor, Miss - Have you had an examination lately?'

'I'm wondering where my wife is.'

"You know, I think that tree would look better on the OTHER side of the island...."

Man stranded on desert island reads 'beach rules' sign.

"And how did you become interested in climate change?"

Donald Trump

'Personally, I haven't learned a damn thing from failure.'