Tropical Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

Beware of High Tide

'I was the Ships Doctor, Miss - Have you had an examination lately?'

'You'll ruin that palm if you keep on!'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

Brazil.

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

School Crossing

Danger Coconuts

Clancy: Loud Clothes

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

Private Island

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

Warning - may contain nuts.

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

'What? It was the 'LORD of the jungle'? Ooops... I thought he was called 'LUNCH of the jungle...'

"She's my cousin from Florida."

"There's not a large audience for your type of ethnic humor. After all, how many Peruvian-Greeks are there?"

'Quite frankly George...I've a job to believe you are a female impersonator!'

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

'They have TWO trees!'

Whale hunt.