Tropical Jokester Gifts

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Watering the garden gnome

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

Minutes after Prometheus stole fire from the gods.

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'Old fart and the sea'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

How to fool a seagull

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

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'It's an unsual way to fish I agree, but I've seen humans doing it...'

"I thought we said no presents!"

'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."