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"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Watering the garden gnome

The first transatlantic communication.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

Minutes after Prometheus stole fire from the gods.

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

'Old fart and the sea'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

How to fool a seagull

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'It's an unsual way to fish I agree, but I've seen humans doing it...'

Bowling ball coconuts

'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

"I thought we said no presents!"

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'