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Man stranded on desert island reads 'beach rules' sign.

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Conference Pears

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Guide fish.