Tropical Humorist T-Shirts

Man stranded on desert island reads 'beach rules' sign.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Try me/try me/try me...

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Pray for me.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Slug Bait- snails love it

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Conference Pears

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Guide fish.