Tropical Attire Humorist T-Shirts

"And how did you become interested in climate change?"

Golfing Boss

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"In this company the managers and workers see eye to eye...you just have to ask the caretaker for a ladder."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

Where Pleather Comes From

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'The Big Kahuna!'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

A Moosetache.