Tropical Attire Humorist Mugs

"And how did you become interested in climate change?"

Golfing Boss

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"In this company the managers and workers see eye to eye...you just have to ask the caretaker for a ladder."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

A Moosetache.

'The Big Kahuna!'

'Have I ever considered electrolysis? What's electrolysis?'