Swimwear Humorist Mugs

Speedo, Inc. Department of too-much-information, may I help you?...

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

The Dandy

Guide fish.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Fish Farm.

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Where Pleather Comes From

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.