Swimwear Humorist Mugs

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Shark Chum

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Fish Farm.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Acme Coffee Co.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'