Tropical Attire Lover Mugs

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'The Big Kahuna!'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Brazil.

Clancy: Loud Clothes

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Danger Coconuts

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Desert island hammock.

Private Island

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

"She's my cousin from Florida."

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

'Quite frankly George...I've a job to believe you are a female impersonator!'

DESERT ISLAND CHRISTMAS

"You've forgotten our anniversary again."