Tropical Theme Lover Mugs

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

I love my Uke.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Lei-ing Hens

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Love Island

Desert island hammock.

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

'Did you spot the Venus Flytrap, Henry?'

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

The Cartoon Islands

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

Rescue Boat.

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

"She's my cousin from Florida."