Tropical Romantic Mugs

Rescue Boat.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Lounging by the pool

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Single men in Tahiti