Tropical Vibes Lover Mugs

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Hawaiian Turnaround

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Acme sunglasses frames.

Walking monkey.

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Desert island hammock.

Sold - For Housing Development

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

'Of course I heard you say 'Toucan live as cheaply as one', I just didn't think it was funny.'

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

Staycation

Man on a desert island uses fish bones to hold up a hammock.

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

Rescue Boat.