Tropical Vibes Seekers Mugs

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Pina Coladas

French wine

'See you in two weeks!'

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

I love my Uke.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Old Book Smell

Death Photobombs a Holiday

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'I love us when we're tan.'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Lei-ing Hens

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

That's my summer place.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Centaur Driver

Hot Dog

"I'm beached body ready."

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"It feels like 90 degrees out here."

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"