Tropical Vibes Lover Prints

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Hawaiian Turnaround

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

Acme sunglasses frames.

Walking monkey.

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Desert island hammock.

'Of course I heard you say 'Toucan live as cheaply as one', I just didn't think it was funny.'

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

Sold - For Housing Development

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

Staycation

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

Cow eats her Hawaiian Skirt

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women