Tropical Romantic Gifts

Rescue Boat.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Lounging by the pool

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Neurotics in the tropics

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'