Tropical Themes Gifts

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

'Hi! Welcome to Cartoon Cliche Island!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

The Cartoon Islands

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Delivery."

Single men in Tahiti

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "