Tropical Fantasy Gifts

NO FACILITIES

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I love my Uke.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Neurotics in the tropics

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

"Delivery."

Single men in Tahiti