Tropical Landscapes Gifts

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

'Working in an erotic paradise can be hard on the attention span, but you can handle it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

A Tumble Cow

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Working Holiday.

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

Hotel Room

J. M. W. Turner

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.