Tropical Decor Gifts

"Love the hat, but the fruit flies are annoying."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Lei-ing Hens

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

Home Ship Home

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

Man on a desert island unwraps his Christmas gifts. They're all coconuts.

The Cartoon Islands

Cow eats her Hawaiian Skirt

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women

"She's my cousin from Florida."