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"Love the hat, but the fruit flies are annoying."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Lei-ing Hens

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Sorry I've called last orders"

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Home Ship Home

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

'You might want to make yourself comfortable. I may down there for awhile.'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

The Cartoon Islands

"She's my cousin from Florida."

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

Rescue Boat.

Man on a desert island unwraps his Christmas gifts. They're all coconuts.

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'