Tropical Paradise Lovers Mugs

Desert island hammock.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

I love my Uke.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"I just feel like a cliche."

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Love Island

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

"Not Fish a la Coconut again?"

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

"...This is not the Island of King Kong!"

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'

Ocean Views

DESERT ISLAND CHRISTMAS

'I never thought paradise would be a steak and a pint of beer!'