Tropical Theme Lover Pillows

Cow eats her Hawaiian Skirt

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

I love my Uke.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Lei-ing Hens

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Love Island

Desert island hammock.

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

"I'll say one thing for you. You've got green fingers."

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

'Did you spot the Venus Flytrap, Henry?'

Rescue Boat.

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women

"She's my cousin from Florida."

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

The Cartoon Islands

'I get a lot of static in my tumble drier!'