Tropical Getaway Lover Pillows

'I thought everybody knew it's casual wear on Friday!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

PIna Colada

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

Lei-ing Hens

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Let's talk climate change.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Lei-ing Hens

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

Yule Tide

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Self Service Island

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"I just feel like a cliche."

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction