Tropical Getaway Lover Pillows

'I thought everybody knew it's casual wear on Friday!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

PIna Colada

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

Lei-ing Hens

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Let's talk climate change.'

Lei-ing Hens

Self Service Island

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Yule Tide

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"I just feel like a cliche."

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'