Tropical Retreat Enthusiast Pillows

"I just feel like a cliche."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Canada's winter survival kit.

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

Lei-ing Hens

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Yule Tide

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Self Service Island

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Danger Coconuts

Clancy: Loud Clothes

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

'It'll need cutting back before the Spring.'

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"

"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse."

'Hi -- I'm Casual Friday!'

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'