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"I just feel like a cliche."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Canada's winter survival kit.

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

Lei-ing Hens

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

Self Service Island

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Yule Tide

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Danger Coconuts

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

Clancy: Loud Clothes

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"

'Hi -- I'm Casual Friday!'

"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse."

'We've been here for years -- We were thrown off 'Love Boat' for fighting.'