Tropical Holiday Lover Pillows

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

DESERT ISLAND CHRISTMAS

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Canada's winter survival kit.

Lei-ing Hens

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Yule Tide

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Self Service Island

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Happy New Year!'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"I just feel like a cliche."

'I love holidays!'

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'