Tropical Holiday Humor Lover Pillows

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Claus 2.0

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Night of the Latkes

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Ninja bread men"

Hiding the electronics.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Non-Denominational Carols

Fish snorkling above water.

'Now it fits.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"I don't believe in you!"