Tropical Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Bowling ball coconuts

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

Beware of High Tide

'I was the Ships Doctor, Miss - Have you had an examination lately?'

'You'll ruin that palm if you keep on!'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

'It's the law of the puszta, son. Them tripping on a banana skin, that's funny. Us tripping on a banana skin, that's a conspiracy!'

Brazil.

Clancy: Loud Clothes

School Crossing

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

Danger Coconuts

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

Yep, lookee there. You made yet another vine.

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

Private Island

'Fancy a 'banana split'?'

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

Warning - may contain nuts.

"This isn't my order either!"

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

"She's my cousin from Florida."

"There's not a large audience for your type of ethnic humor. After all, how many Peruvian-Greeks are there?"