Tropical Pun Lover Pillows

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

Hotness

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Literate Dogs.

Oh, that's Humpy's girlfriend, "Hunky Dory."

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Larry's Literary Market.

The static electric eel is very rare.

Weather forecast

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."