Tropical Pun Lover Pillows

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'And in conclusion...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

'You give me goose bumps!'

Weather forecast

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

The static electric eel is very rare.

Larry's Literary Market.

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."