Romantic Pun Enthusiast Pillows

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Feeling frisky,Doreen? I'm good at frisking!'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Peach flirting with a banana.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Think about the honey."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'And in conclusion...'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

'Alright, let's do this.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Valentine man in underpants.

Larry's Literary Market.

Weather forecast

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."