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'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

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'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."